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crass
kras/
adjective: crass;
comparative adjective: crasser;
superlative adjective: crassest

synonyms: stupid, insensitive, mindless, thoughtless, ignorant, witless, oafish, boorish, asinine, coarse, gross, graceless, tasteless, tactless, clumsy, heavy-handed, blundering

Lacking sensitivity, refinement, or intelligence.

Well, let’s not get carried away. Lacking intelligence? Harsh. I might not be the sharpest hammer in the toolbox, but I am not lacking in intelligence.

Anyway, you get the idea. Crass…my life in a nutshell.

I always have a story. Always. Life has a way of happening to you. More importantly, since we are talking about me, life has a way of happening to me. We each have our own special way of reacting to, or even dramatizing, the reality of life. Gather round, my peeps. Let me tell you a story.

I sometimes prefer to live in a pretend world. A world where poverty, hunger, war, terrorism, crime, taxes, and Donald Trump do not exist. I like to find new and different ways of doing things. I opt for the Oxford comma. I try to live in harmony. Well, that isn’t really true. I like to make waves. But I do like to live in harmony with myself. And part of living in harmony with myself sometimes often means making waves.

Life in the Crass Lane is simply a collection of my stuff. All kinds of it. Fun stuff. Funny stuff. Stuff that makes you go “Wow,” “Whoa,” or “WTF?!” Important shit. Not-so-important shit. And yeah, I swear.

If it offends you, sorry, I’m not sorry.

Live big. Live bold. Live YOU.

Welcome to my blog.

The Crassist

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